I want...

to sit in this chair

from biscuitscout

that's on etsy

here

I have lust in my heart for this chair

lust I tell you....

and look outside at the headless mourning dove

(no it isn't really headless, but because I couldn't see what I was looking at

in spite of what Henry says, it looks headless)

and knit a circle

with three needles and a forth one

in a very awkward fashion

to try and make what I have in my mind

and ignore the mewling cat

who seems to be having a very

talkative day

and also ignore the pungent smell of

spam

fried to within an inch of it's life

if it ever actually had one

cooked by the resident chef

who has the taste buds of a

....

:)

I want to ignore the world and all the horrid stories being told today

but I can't ignore the world

I am a part of it

warts and all

old men should retire and go live a life in a rocking chair on the balcony of their luxury villa by the sea

not cavort around with 17 year old girls (and other old disgusting men)

girls who should be in school learning how to make a useful life

for themselves

women who have made a useful life for themselves

shouldn't be beaten and raped by thugs

and

then blamed for being there

men should stop all this greedy bullshit way of "running" the world

and see what they are doing

have done

and if not stopped

continue to do

teachers who describe their rude lazy whiney

students

as

rude lazy and whiney

shouldn't lose their jobs over expressing their opinions

like this country can afford to lose a teacher

especially one who knows her students so well

kids need to get their heads out of their I pods and realise the world is waiting for them to fix it

and if they can't tell you who the President is

but they can tell you the latest gossip about Lindey Lohan and Lady Gaga

who are two fine examples of womanhood

then they are up the creek

(no not all kids are lazy rude and whiney, but enough of them are so that it counts)

they need to wise up and fast coz it looks like this train is headed over the cliff

!!!!

so....

:}

you wanna sit in the chair with me

or you want to stay as far away as possible

until I get over my

pout

and figure out how to fix the world

that's on the brink

......

I think I need a cheese sandwich

and a cup of tea....

but I'll have to wait until the

pong

has left the building!!!!!!

why do they still make

spam?

will have to go and see if I can find the Monty Python videos and cheer myself up

spam spam spam spam

la la la la

MWAH!!!!!

aren't stitches just the neatest things when taken up close?

I really really like them and I like doing this kind of knitting too

it isn't hard it isn't difficult it isn't too complicated

at all

why didn't I know that

?

I just re-read this and I am laughing

don't ya just love making yourself laugh

I always feel so much better when I moan and whine

but I'm not lazy and I try very very hard not to be rude

not until I am alone

anyway

and then

dot dot dot

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

spam spam spam spam