how to get yourself uninvited

it goes like this...

good morning birthday boy

light of my life

the one with whom I am one

smile

and

open your mouth and insert foot

what would you like for dinner tonight

insert the other foot

you can have anything you want

wait for a couple of hours

and hear

how's about some bacon buns

(piragi, the Latvian ones I made at Christmas)

oh precious wife of mine

who said she would make anything I want...

because today is my birthday

which trumps V day

get car keys and go to the store to buy bacon

(it got so warm that the buns got really bloated and stuck to one another as they "rose"

so this batch really look like buns)

the only good thing is that I could open the door and enjoy the wind and the sun on the water and the bright blue sky

and the pretty white clouds floating by

while the buns were in the oven

go outside and play with the sun

and remind yourself that next year

you won't ask!!!!

will you?

:}

did someone say bacon/

!!!!!