Experimenting......

This is the tale of a woman on the edge of computer melt down!!!

:}

I spent a lot of yesterday trying to use my brain.....

for those of you who know me

you know that can be a very frustrating and scary thing to be around
I certainly am not the most patient person on the planet

I am not stupid

I am not dumb

but

BOY

do I act it until I figure out what it is I am trying to do

the man woke up to find me

on the verge of tears

 he knows to step lightly!!

he offers help

is told

NO

I'll figure it out myself

that's how one learns

he leaves

knowing soon

I will be there

ranting and raving about how dumb one human being can be

and does he know

how stupid the woman he married is?

DOES HE???

He offers to help once again

quietly and calmly

asks what the problem is

...

I do not speak computer speak

so he has to try and figure out

what the hell it is I am trying to say!!

He sits

listens

does a few things

doesn't know how to work the blog

I get overprotective

try to be just plain and simple nice

but it's getting more complicated
because

he speaks

computer speak

and

I don't

It isn't very hard to do what I was trying to do

but I make it worse by

well

just

being

me!!

As I watch and tell him where all the pages and buttons to work the blog are

(and for those of you who have a blog

you know how EASY THAT is!!!)

it starts to dawn on me

I start to understand and figure it out

I see the light at the end of

this deep dark tunnel

I dug MYself!!!

 I visit other blogs who have what I want

I look

I study

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

but I go back and try again

and I throw my hands up and walk

......

and the day goes on and I think about it

I also have, on my little feeble  mind a pattern I saw

with no instructions

and I want to know how to do that too

so I think about both at the same time

and "thank gaia"

dinner was simple and a no brainer

or he'd still be waiting to eat!!!

I figured the pattern out

almost

and this morning I sat down and I did what I wanted to do without

having a hissy fit

and it is on the top of the page

and

children, learn from this

terrible example of mine

be patient

with yourself

your spouse

and

BLOGGER!!!

So, if you would like to make a

WAFFLE WEAVE

cloth

click on the TUTORIAL button on the top of the page

HEY!!! even if you DON'T

CLICK ON THE DAMN button anyway

it took blood sweat and tears to get it up there

and I did it

not very gracefully or patiently
I know...

 now all I have to figure out is

HOW TO DO IT AGAIN

!!!!!!!

lol

THE RAVING LUNATIC
in the
roomontheleft
it's safe to come in now

xxx