rules....and moving on

rule number one

eat before you go out

when the husband tells you he has to go and get something but if you don't go along then he isn't going because it's just not worth going all that way just to get what it is he needs and are you sure you don't need

something

somewhere

?????

are you sure

don't you need more yarn or something from somewhere else

so just get up and go and don't get mad with yourself when you go to the store to get a couple of things and come away with these

because you went to the store that has all the English food and you get so excited and act like a kid in a candy store and get one of each

I didn't include the Marmite

which stinks the place out and makes the husband inquire how anyone can eat such a concoction on purpose and with free will

it is then I bring up the sauerkraut

and we move on

......

if I could find some Cadbury Flake

I would be in heaven

heaven I tell you

and some Wall's bangers

(sausages)

what's the step beyond heaven????

:) :) :) :)

then when the husband insists you buy an orchid

because he does every single time he sees one

buy it

with the pot he insists it needs

and

move on!!!

and stop and pick up three little ivy viney things to put in the pots you bought the last time in this store

because the violets that were in there

yes... you guessed it

they moved on!!!!!!