ho ho who

or

yes Virginia

there is a Santa claus

!!!

around these here parts

Santy Claus

comes on the back of a fire truck

and stands outside your house

and

greets the

l'il uns on the corner

!!!!

he has his pitchur took

with the locals

who come out on a

very frosty

night

to

see what all the

ruckus

is about

he moves fast

so as not to get his face

taken too clear

and the ladies

cop a feel

when the Missus ain't a'lookin'

and the photographer

nearly breaks her neck

on the icy patch

but hey

the fire crew was there

so if I had taken a tumble

I'd a'bin

picked up by our

brave

ones.

Just thought I'd  let you know how

special our neck of the woods is

Santa comes a'callin'

and the look on the little ones faces

was just

well

.........

magical

!!!!!!!!